The New HP Pavillion Carnivorous Laptop.

So, my sister and I are IMing. I go dormant for a bit and she is wondering where I ran off to. 

I write (and I quote) "...Actually, I was getting some frozen meat for the laptop. It likes to eat frozen chicken and steaks."  

She responds with "Meat for your computer...Interesting concept."

My response is "Yeah. Its strange. Basically, with the 220 volt electricity here, the lap top cord (you know the little box on the cord) over heats and then the lap top wont charge. Its insanely annoying, so we found if we lay the cord sticker side up and then put some frozen meat on it, then it keeps it cool enough to charge. So, we feed it meat. Really, the frozen bread does the best, and Jeff trued green beans yesterday but then forgot about it and I woke up to wet mushy greenbeans on the PC. So, I have gone back to chicken breast which also works well."

So yes, the HP Pavillion dv6000 has taken a liking to frozen meat. And really, the pumpkin apple bread that was in the freezer really worked the best. I do not have a scientific explaination as to why, I just take it on faith.